Marry Me?

My crew chief thinks it fun to use the phrase "marry me!" sarcastically.
He said it to me.
I proposed.
He turned me down.

Proposal

Screaching!!!

Christian shares his Late Night Funny



No Cubby...Human Jenga!

Ben shares his Late Night Funny

It's a Twin Thing

We're twins that work custodial night shift on different crews. My sister, Anne, gets one night off a week. I don't usually. I asked her to sub for me on her night off. I'm a crew chief and forgot to tell the girls I work with.

Girl #1 walks in, puts her arm around Anne's shoulders, glances at her, looks away, and looks back.
     "Wait."

Girl #2 walks in while talking, stops midsentance, looks at Anne.
     "You're not our crew cheif! Where's Julie?"

Girl #3 had been in the room the whole time and hadn't noticed anything.
     "Did Julie get fired or something?" (I'm shocked and hurt she would think such a thing)
     She's confused because she sees 'me' standing there.

Girls #s 1-3 start laughing.

Anne is dying of laughter by now.

Girl #4 walks in and asks Anne what is so funny.

Anne couldn't hold in the joke any longer.

Rags

Peroxy

Vacuum

Broom

Cleaning Bucket

Paper Towel

Rag for Toilets

Soap Refills

Toilet Paper

Broken Drinking Fountain... Where?

Written on chalkboard: "Why are there no working water fountains anywhere?"
"Moron"

Someone got board in class...

Written on a desk in the science building.

Black and Brown

Black and Brown

     It's night crew. Who cares if my shoes were brown and pants black. Apparently Christy does. She's mocked me ever since, even took a picture.

My interview with Skiler Shough

V Turner: How long ago did you work night crew?

Skiler Shough: about 2 years.

V Turner: Where?

Skiler Shough: Pillsbury Baptist Bible College

V Turner: Can you tell any funny stories like of you scaring someone?

Skiler Shough: Well, I was usually the one that got scared by the security guards in the dark because they knew I was afraid of the dark.

V Turner: Can you tell me about one of those stories then?

Skiler Shough: One night I was using one of those really cool blowers, like for leaves, and I was cleaning off the bleachers with it. I had only turned on one light because I didn’t need all of them. The blower is also really loud.

       One of the security guards snuck under the bleachers under me. He then reached out and grabbed my foot! I was just blowing off the stinkin’ bleachers and I just about died! I almost fell down the bleachers! I was screaming bloody murder, I’m sure!

       But the gym was far away from the rest of the buildings so I’m glad it wasn’t a real creeper!

       Another time, I was using the same blower. What I do with it is I would blow the trash to the end of the bleachers and then sweep up the trash off the ground. But I was blowing the trash down to the end and a security guard was standing down at the end.

      Well, a soda pop can flew off the bleachers and hit him on the head! He wasn’t very happy.

Why on Christian campuses?

Are there differences between working with Christians and non-Christians? 

Questions answered by Josh Pero

A look behind the scenes

Wrote a Bridge

Trevor "the bridge is cool. i watched a documentary on it once." 
Bob "i rode on the Mackinac bridge!" 
me "Bob did you just say you WROTE one?" 
Bob "no.. i RODE it" 
me "oh" 

Te Amo

I walked into the lobby where Hannah had been sweeping just in time to hear her yell "I  hate you in portuguese, dutch, spanish, and every other language!" at Mark. I gave Mark a confused look. He replied, "You have a bone to pick with Hannah." Hannah informed me she had been learning spanish from Mark and all night, Mark and John, my boyfriend, kept standing in her way as she swept. Hannah asked Mark how to say 'move' in Spanish. Mark told her 'te amo'. Every time Mark or John got in her way, she repeated 'te amo'. A few upper classmen happened to pass through the lobby Hannah was sweeping. They overheard her say 'te amo', took pity on her, and informed her the correct translation of 'te amo'. 'Te amo' means 'I love you'.

Febreeze!

Eric enjoys playing baseball in the middle of hallways, willing to use anything for a bat and balls. Eric also likes spraying literally EVERYTHING with Peroxy (multi-surface cleaner) because "It's like Febreeze!" Finally, one night, after walking through a cloud of Peroxy, Brad yelled back "It's in my mouth!"... ticked!

Pros and Cons of Working Night Crew

The longer the semester drags on, the more we seem to loose our sanity. It's always a sign when 2 crew members run out of a classroom and shout "It wasn't ME!" I entered and beheld a lovely list on the chalkboard, entitled "Pros and Cons of Working Night Crew." Pros included good money, good fellowship, and cool job. Cons included missing fun times in dorm, lack of homework time, and, especially pointed out, annoying coworkers that don't do their job. The last entry had big arrows around it. I invited the other workers to take a look. By the end, we all were writing and drawing on the board, including a pastoral major who wrote 'I love you' in Greek.