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Friday, December 10, 2010

It's a Twin Thing

We're twins that work custodial night shift on different crews. My sister, Anne, gets one night off a week. I don't usually. I asked her to sub for me on her night off. I'm a crew chief and forgot to tell the girls I work with.

Girl #1 walks in, puts her arm around Anne's shoulders, glances at her, looks away, and looks back.
     "Wait."

Girl #2 walks in while talking, stops midsentance, looks at Anne.
     "You're not our crew cheif! Where's Julie?"

Girl #3 had been in the room the whole time and hadn't noticed anything.
     "Did Julie get fired or something?" (I'm shocked and hurt she would think such a thing)
     She's confused because she sees 'me' standing there.

Girls #s 1-3 start laughing.

Anne is dying of laughter by now.

Girl #4 walks in and asks Anne what is so funny.

Anne couldn't hold in the joke any longer.

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